You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1249. When you get bored of this thread.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
Let me help with that.WTrawi wrote:1249. When you get bored of this thread.
1250:
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs
take one down, patch it around
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take one down, patch it around
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1251. When you try to throw paper balls into a trash bin but you miss because the bin's defense is too high.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
When you view orcs as intelligent beings instead of mind less savages lol
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1253. When you see magenta objects as ones with TC issues.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1254: When u r afraid to go out at night because u fear shadows and nightgaunts will backstab u
1255: When u think NBA hoops have 0% defense coz players never seem to miss
Lol. in that case,1251. When you try to throw paper balls into a trash bin but you miss because the bin's defense is too high.
1255: When u think NBA hoops have 0% defense coz players never seem to miss
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1256: When you've been out of the game for so long, but when you come back and starts listening to the soundtracks you feel so damn nostalgic you just can't let it go again
1257: Then, after your red mage misses 3 out of 4 fireballs against an opponent that only needs to be hit twice to be killed, you feel as angry at the RNG as ever
1257: Then, after your red mage misses 3 out of 4 fireballs against an opponent that only needs to be hit twice to be killed, you feel as angry at the RNG as ever
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1258: When in paintball you tell your short, bearded friend to go to the hill, because dwarves have better defenses there.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1259: You preform idle animations while waiting in the checkout line at a grocery store.
1260: You spell Conrad with a "K".
1261 You can't tell an internet troll apart from a Wesnoth troll.
1262: You are mad that you have so much experience at your job, and you still haven't leveled up yet …
1263: Someone stands in front of you, offering a handshake, and the 1st thing you do is check behind your back to make sure there are no backstabbers present.
1264: You're having a snowball fight, but instead of tossing chunks of snow at your friends, you are standing on the side, contemplating whether a snowball should do cold or impact damage …
1265: You step on a wallet lying on the floor and expect it's funds to be magically transferred to your bank account.
1266: You get ambushed by a little kid, and for the life of you, you just can't seem to take one step.
1267: You move closer to someone you find attractive. You get nervous, but can't seem to move away … you then blame it on his/her ZoC.
P.S. Haha, some of these follow-up posts are hilarious. And I thought no one would ever read mine. Let me know if you guys like my new ones
1260: You spell Conrad with a "K".
1261 You can't tell an internet troll apart from a Wesnoth troll.
1262: You are mad that you have so much experience at your job, and you still haven't leveled up yet …
1263: Someone stands in front of you, offering a handshake, and the 1st thing you do is check behind your back to make sure there are no backstabbers present.
1264: You're having a snowball fight, but instead of tossing chunks of snow at your friends, you are standing on the side, contemplating whether a snowball should do cold or impact damage …
1265: You step on a wallet lying on the floor and expect it's funds to be magically transferred to your bank account.
1266: You get ambushed by a little kid, and for the life of you, you just can't seem to take one step.
1267: You move closer to someone you find attractive. You get nervous, but can't seem to move away … you then blame it on his/her ZoC.
P.S. Haha, some of these follow-up posts are hilarious. And I thought no one would ever read mine. Let me know if you guys like my new ones
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Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram
Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1268: You try to answer the question in in 1264.
1269: You figure that you need to find a Skeleton and throw a snowball at it.
1270: You look for a skeleton in the snow.
1271: You don't find one, so you look for a drake instead.
1272: You find a drake.
1269: You figure that you need to find a Skeleton and throw a snowball at it.
1270: You look for a skeleton in the snow.
1271: You don't find one, so you look for a drake instead.
1272: You find a drake.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1273: You realize the drake is vulnerable to snowballs but can't reach them any more due to the ZoC issue from 1267.
I forked real life and now I'm getting merge conflicts.
Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
(skipping 1274 since PastaSaucey added a second 1268. PastaSaucey, they're good but please don't create collisions! )
1275: You wake up in the morning feeling dead and vacant. You move over land much faster than before, and cuts and bruises don't hurt half as much as they used to, so you start punching people so you'd feel better.
1276: Your friends don't have any meat on their bones... except that one guy who smells like he swallowed a Saurian village.
1277: You prefer punching one Grand Marshal to three fresh recruits.
1278: You punched everyone's lights out, and now it's night and nobody sees you.
1279: As the sun rises you go into a building. You won't leave the building until sunset, because that would spoil the effect.
1280: It's midday and the day has become foggy, so you go take three steps outside the building, one step sideways, and three steps back to the building.
1275: You wake up in the morning feeling dead and vacant. You move over land much faster than before, and cuts and bruises don't hurt half as much as they used to, so you start punching people so you'd feel better.
1276: Your friends don't have any meat on their bones... except that one guy who smells like he swallowed a Saurian village.
1277: You prefer punching one Grand Marshal to three fresh recruits.
1278: You punched everyone's lights out, and now it's night and nobody sees you.
1279: As the sun rises you go into a building. You won't leave the building until sunset, because that would spoil the effect.
1280: It's midday and the day has become foggy, so you go take three steps outside the building, one step sideways, and three steps back to the building.
Spoiler:
Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
You check the issue tracker for #12671273: You realize the drake is vulnerable to snowballs but can't reach them any more due to the ZoC issue from 1267.
Try out the dark board theme.
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Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
Oops, sorry I wasn't paying a10tion . Fixed it!
1281: You let out a deep rolling laugh when you realize that the idiot that confronted you has no mele weapon.
1282: You catch a cold and all you can think is "Oh, if only I were an ancient lich, this wouldn't be a problem!"
1283: You want to marry an elf and move to Lintar.
1284: Your dating profile is as follows: "I have 6+ mp, 35+ hp, I am quick, intelligent, strong, resilient, and healthy and I am a master marksman."
1285: Someone cuts in front of you in line and you call him/her a Saurian Skirmisher.
1286: To test your theory in 1264, you take one Drake
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Think outside the quadrilateral parallelogram
Re: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when...
1287: You've been playing Wesnoth too long when... You start a Isar's cross and after some turns you already saw that situation