Ruin A Wish

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Denied. Just... denied. Sorry. [error] Irrelevant wish [error/]

I wish that I knew how I broke mainline rules.

[powershot]

Granted, you made the adept kick.

I wish adepts could punch well.

[Finrod]

Granted, they have a 1-1 punch with 100% chance of hitting.



I wish I had a semblance of an idea what powershot's pic is.

[powershot]

Granted, it is a mage hugging a fire wisp, yet the fire wisp is his friend so he's not hurting him.

I wish nobody mocked my avatar.

[Boldek]

granted. no one pays the lest attention to anything you create. you make mainline quality sprites, portraits, story images, but though your thread has 5000 viewings, not a single post. every day you watch in vain, as the callous forumites do something like make all those lousy frankers (I am one of them) around you contribs. finally, your post sinks below the fifth page, and in desperation to resurrect it, a tired mod locks the thread for necromancy.

I wish people would comment on certain threads more.

[Finrod]

Granted, I just did.



I wish for a motorcycle so I can drive around faster, especially between cars in traffic.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. It drives around, but your not on it.

I wish for a better job.

[Finrod]

Granted, but your new boss fires you the next day, and the credit card companies finally catch up to you for kiting, so now you're a hobo.



I wish my brain could store trillions of pictures perfectly and I could recall anything I had ever seen or done, and also be able to replay anything I had ever heard, like Mozart.

[Boldek]

granted. you are trapped in a traffic jam with all of downtown [insert hometown here] blasting awful rap music. and it gets stuck in your head. you can never forget it. and to make things worse, your evil neighbors have rolled your lawn. not with toilet paper, but worse: T------ posters. you stumble through your daily routine trapped humming rap and think of T------- subconsciously. and you can never forget it. you are fired for your behavior, and for absent mindedly scrawling, pictures of vampires on your hand.

I wish for the next person unable to ruin my wish the way I don't want it ruined.

[Finrod]

Granted, I ruined your wish the way you wanted it ruined. By posting under it on "Ruin a Wish".

granted. you are trapped in a traffic jam with all of downtown [insert hometown here] blasting awful rap music. and it gets stuck in your head. you can never forget it. and to make things worse, your evil neighbors have rolled your lawn. not with toilet paper, but worse: T------ posters. you stumble through your daily routine trapped humming rap and think of T------- subconsciously. and you can never forget it. you are fired for your behavior, and for absent mindedly scrawling, pictures of vampires on your hand.

That, my friend, was totally uncalled for.


I wish that every time Boldek goes to sleep he dreams of the T------- movies, starting with movie 1 onward. So he will be traumatized by it and stop ruining everyone's wishes with T--------.

[Boldek]

granted. due to lack of specification, I dream of transformers instead of it-which-must-not-be-named, and I will never ruin someones wish again with The lord of the rings.

I wish that I would have a pet German Shepard that would be a good pet, not be stolen, poisoned, eaten, laughed at, or murdered.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. It flees for the nearest border and crosses it. So sad.

I wish for a per clown fish.

[Finrod]

Granted, A/(clown fish).

I wish to be invincible.

[Great_Mage_Atari]

Granted. You are invincible to all opposing forces, except of course the set of stairs you fall down to go get the door. That floor. It'll get you. Be careful.

I wish to be green.

[Finrod]

Granted, you are a grumpy guy who steals little kids Christmas presents and then gives them back.




I wish that my internet would run 10x faster than it runs now.